The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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