I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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