I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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