1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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