whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
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