i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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