I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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