I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
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