All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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