Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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