yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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