Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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