What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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