it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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