you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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