just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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