My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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