i don't like sucking hair
You're completely useless in the revolution.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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