Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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