New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Randomize
