What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
i already hear my dad disowning me
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Randomize
