You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
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