you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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