yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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