you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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