she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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