i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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