My hand turned me down
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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