at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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