Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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