We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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