My brain says no but my pants say off.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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