How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Come share oat with me in your robe
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
wow bdsm is so cute
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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