It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
