She is in my trunk
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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