did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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