And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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