Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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