windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I love how my cats smell like pot.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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