i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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