I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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