Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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