in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
God, I missed his penis.
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