dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
her vagine was all disorganized.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
cat food counts as protein by the way
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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