we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Terrible idea I love it
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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