Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
