we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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