There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Randomize
