I'm jealous of your bromance
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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