dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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