I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
where does the pee come out of this thing
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Randomize
