There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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