normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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