I molested 6 butterflies tonight
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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