is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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